I have a morbid sense of humor. I admit it freely. You falling on your face is hilarious to me - so long as you are okay. My sensitivity is often in the negatives, and my family is quick to make sure I know that often. Really I am just trying not take things too… Continue reading Slacker and Steve gets me!
Category: Short Story
Princess Feeling
Opening the doors I was taken by the elegance of the room. The floor had a mahogany tone, and a gloss finish that mirrored the bottom reflection of each person on the floor. The walls were laced with oak wood, a few mirrors, and ivory wallpaper decorated by a gold trim. Two hundred guests filled… Continue reading Princess Feeling
Sugar is my drug of choice
I was a pretty responsible teenager. I didn't experiment with drugs, I only got drunk twice, and the only time I went to court was traffic court. I didn't change in my adult years. My need to control everything around me made it easy to stay away from drugs and not get hooked on alcohol… Continue reading Sugar is my drug of choice
Saved by the shave
Dating has never been a hobby of mine, but finding forever did not come quickly for me. I was 35 when I met him. I never thought when I started dating Derrick that laziness would save our relationship, but two years later I have learned that my shaving habits sealed the deal.No, I am not… Continue reading Saved by the shave
Slow Reality
The sound was unmistakable. I heard the pounding twice. Who would be knocking on my door at eleven o'clock at night? Quietly I walked down the stairs, and turned on the outside light, while lifting my toes to look through the peep hole through my door. Suspiciously no-one was in sight. Next, I opened the… Continue reading Slow Reality