Or so I have been told
Tends to come
With getting old.
But I feel alright
Until my tongue gets out
Then my eyes shift
And I start to doubt.
Oh I keep things straight
Except the hairs on my head
But they lay down
Once I hit the bed.
I’m not crazy
But I’m not sane
I’m just goofy
With a walking cane.
I found this interesting and it explains why politicians are so disappointing. Here is Webster’s definition:
“A person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually shortsighted reasons.”
I think our choices look more bleak with each debate. BUT now I know politicians are just doing their job. Sad!
My definition is good too though:
A person who exhibits kindergarten-like behavior throughout their lifetime, a professional liar, and one who rarely gets things done beyond wearing a nice suit or dress.
To the future!
Why do you come back?
And annoy me like you do?
I thought I was clear yesterday!
Was it not enough for you?
You cannot drive!
Your head is up your ass!
It is not my fault I went around you…
But your stupidity increased my need to pass.
If you are looking at your phone-
You don’t belong behind the wheel-
And you flipping me off…
Well that was a BIG deal.
Is it your model of car?
That you mistake with special rights?
Of course today its a different car-
And you pissed me off at night.
Don’t start me on your parking…
As that is more special yet!!
What part of taking only one spot-
Does your small brain not seem to get?
How do you not notice
That everyone is going faster than you?
Out of 15 cars
I am the only one you viewed?
Get off the road!
You can text on the bus.
Put your finger away!
We both know you are a puss.
And I am sorry…
That you clearly have nowhere to be.
But I would like to get home
So stop driving like a granny!
Oh stupid driver
How I hate you every day.
I will help you buy the bus pass.
And that is all I have to say!
- Get off your smart phone at night and do word searches, Sudoku or cross word puzzles instead. These activities actively engage your brain and strengthen your mind.
- Read and write! I am not talking about writing and reading social media updates. I am talking about reading books and writing stories to keep your brain moving. Do one or both daily!
- Exercise! That right! Walking daily, lifting weights, and other activities build up your brain. A walk may be what your brain needs to write that story!!
- Take breaks from thinking too hard. As much as we need to engage our brain to stay young, the brain also needs a break from mental activity. I believe men have this talent covered more often than women.