Tag: Humor

  • MONDAY

    It started with a panic. A rude awakening. But first time was a charm To shut up the damn thing. It is the alarm Alerting you the week will start. But the first day is the worst And I take the defeat to heart. I lay in bed Avoiding getting ready. Dreading the day That…

  • Slacker and Steve gets me!

    I have a morbid sense of humor. I admit it freely. You falling on your face is hilarious to me – so long as you are okay. My sensitivity is often in the negatives, and my family is quick to make sure I know that often. Really I am just trying not take things too…

  • Blonde

    I once woke up On the wrong side of the bed- Ran into a wall Obviously hit my head. Ever since that day I have been considered a blonde Ditsy and a little crazy Accused of my brain being gone. So I ask you When you go to bed at night Which side do you…