Tag: Humor
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Stop talking
When they are not listening
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Anxiety
Look – I’m notYou’re notIt’s notRightOr flight BecauseIt isI amLike youFight!
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Imperfect
I am not perfectNor have I claimed to be!For if I wereWhat would that mean? I do not know,And no way should I fare…It’s in imperfections-One might care… So I stayFlighty a bit!A little off at times…But it’s to keep my wit!
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Aging
A walk on the stairsUnaware my caresSo Dark!Balance in my prayersMy life in the glaresRemark!Toes now need repairsThe back took its sharesBenchmark! This poem is an example of poetic form lai. A lai is a 9-line rhyming scheme poem that follows an “aabaabaab” format. The “a” lines are 5 syllables and rhyme, while the “b”…
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Fine
It’s fineRight?Everything.I’m sure it isBecause if it isn’tWell…It isn’t fine.But you knew that.
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Hello Life!
Hello crazyHow have you been?You know me. . .Bending my mind again. Goodbye sanity!You are a disgrace!!Leaving behind a mess…It’s such a waste. Hello lifeIt would be nice to have you back!Can you pickup sanity?It’s the one thing I lack.
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Crazy Little Boy
The smell of death consumed the January morning. Not the metallic smell of human blood, but the sweet surrender of hope and dreams as life sleeps. Humans believe the slumber of nature is the source of their winter blues, but it’s really knowing that each year ends and begins sadder than the ones before. The…
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Nature Un-friended
You are so important-To the happiness in my life-That was until-My back felt the knife… The weight of it all-More than old bones can bare-And like a child I think-You are truly unfair. For the next 3 days –Our relationship must end-2-3 feet of snowMeans we’re no longer friends.
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Unraveling
A moment after momentsUnraveling to start againAnother beginningBefore knowing the end A final tugTo fall apartNeatly balled upTo protect the heart And now the matterTo start it allDown the laneAnd up the wall. And when said and doneI’ll purr once moreHopefully a little betterThan those days before
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St Patrick
Oh the fortune of the Irish And ignorance of men Here is luck Back at it again The gold is there You just have to find The rainbow in hiding Or frog in kind Music for dancing Beer for fun Life’s a party When pinching is done. And green in something Beyond eggs and ham…
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Adulting
Loving you Hating you Is the only life I know. Having company Being lonely Are within the seeds I sew Coffee whispers Wine lingers As life has its say And like tomorrow Repeats the now Reason finds its way
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Pumpkin Snatchers
Halloween is a special holiday. It’s a day allowing kids, and even adults, to become anything they want for a night. Halloween is the only day that allows people to delve into the darkest part of their soul and display it on the outside. A day where people do not have to hide their sense…
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Being FABULOUS
I was born a mess Kind of a klutz A little beyond simple… Feeling Fabulous. Lacked box to fill As I go punching holes Challenging my purpose Defining a role. Grasping for understanding How peculiar am I Searing the normal Trials to try. I am just me Neither wrong or right Just what is Strength…
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Morning Elixir
A drink for life A cup of daily thoughts Motivation dances Lessons are taught. No poison here As the emblem suggests Just caffeine and peace Spared moments I get. Slip slowly and purposefully Allow cells to dance And if you interrupt this time RUN! While you have barely a chance.
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What??
What? Something I said? Is it my teeth? Position of my head? Life is hard Being this damn good Waiting on you To be understood. So I’ll wait patiently And let you take a pic Then put my lip back Where my teeth let it stick.
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Gracefully
I’ve lost my mind Or so I have been told Tends to come With getting old. But I feel alright Until my tongue gets out Then my eyes shift And I start to doubt. Oh I keep things straight Except the hairs on my head But they lay down Once I hit the bed. I’m…
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Old Man
Old man Running another run One life over Another has begun. Those who morn Must only keep open eyes As he comes and goes with the wind Carefully roaming in stormy skies.
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Boob Humor
Boobs they sag When before they created stares… And as you get older- They show how little you care. No more standing at attention- And lucky to fit in your cup- They start to lose interest.. And suddenly the jig isn’t up. If they were a part of having children- That just speeds up the…
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EVERYTHING
Reason without understanding Life is maddening When fighting what is to be. Perhaps the wreckage Will allow the dissection For all who finally see. Fighting logic with reason Is a fool’s hope And only available weapon. After energy spent And the war is over Left is just a lesson. Live and repeat Until it ends…
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When I Die
I have thoughts about when I die… There is something I want to see You might be thinking Heaven- But there is more curiosity inside of me. Of course I want to go to Heaven! When my time to leave earth comes… But I also want to see the network- That knows how to make…
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It Never Solved Anything
I pour the drink And wait to get drunk… Patience in waiting… After a day that stunk. No rhyme to madness… No wrong to write… Just a bitch and a moan- With my swallows tonight.
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Disappointment
What the hell are you doing? Please shut up! Why are you making so much noise?? You’ll wake the whole house up! Ah Damn…. It’s Monday!
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Summer Reality
Do you know the old saying? Can’t see the forest for the trees? In this case it’s because it has been a while Since I have shaved above the knees. The summer brings things to life- And requires less clothing too- But I do not mind the forest- So dear public… This service is for…
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I Found My Label!
My secret is out of the box! I am less special today. Or is that I am less complicated? Or am I finally complicated enough to have a label? So many directions to go with this enlightenment! We live in a world about labels, and then once you have a label… counseling and medications are…
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Addicted to Pain
I have been successful for the last 10 days, 11 hours and 13 minutes. I have found the secret to slowing time down, and it is counting the minutes of your success daily. I am noticing sounds my mind learned to ignore. I have never noticed the clicking noise my clock in the living room…
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Aging Disgracefully
I have found my personal mortality, And much too young!! How much more can I change?? I hear the clock ticking on my fun. Why you ask? Well because I cannot deny a physical fact. I am going to die before I turn 40! What do you think about that? I don’t have a medical…
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Wasted Energy
The mind is terrible to waste- Aimlessly running thoughts… Only to have bent meanings. Ridiculous articles of advice- Purposes to avoid writing a thing. Perhaps the same problem? Simply writings words on a page… Failed to turn me on.
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Spring Sarcasm
Sunday, March 20th, you marched in- With fair weather in tow. But by Wednesday, March 23rd The Spring’s sarcasm was snow. Not just a flake or minor inch- For that simply wouldn’t do. No, instead eighteen inches or more- Was the updated forecast for you. But to show some faith in the joke- You woke…
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AGING
What did I do? I moved. What did I feel? Pain. What does this mean? Age sucks! Who is my friend? Ice. Who is my best friend? Ibuprofen. Why? My knee was mad. THE END
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Idiots!
Why do you come back? And annoy me like you do? I thought I was clear yesterday! Was it not enough for you? You cannot drive! Your head is up your ass! It is not my fault I went around you… But your stupidity increased my need to pass. If you are looking at your…
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