I once woke up

On the wrong side of the bed-

Ran into a wall

Obviously hit my head.

Ever since that day

I have been considered a blonde

Ditsy and a little crazy

Accused of my brain being gone.

So I ask you

When you go to bed at night

Which side do you wake up on?

The left or the right?

It is never the same for me

So it doesn’t matter which I choose.

Either way I will be wrong

Either way I lose.

So, is it that I am a blonde?

Is that what is wrong with my head?

No! It couldn’t be!

It’s just the left OR the right side of the bed.