I once woke up
On the wrong side of the bed-
Ran into a wall
Obviously hit my head.
Ever since that day
I have been considered a blonde
Ditsy and a little crazy
Accused of my brain being gone.
So I ask you
When you go to bed at night
Which side do you wake up on?
The left or the right?
It is never the same for me
So it doesn’t matter which I choose.
Either way I will be wrong
Either way I lose.
So, is it that I am a blonde?
Is that what is wrong with my head?
No! It couldn’t be!

It’s just the left OR the right side of the bed.