Category: Funny
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BLUE COLLAR CURSE
So came Monday- The start of the work week. The day in which I accept my weekly defeat. Tuesday was next- And how did I feel? The loss of the confidence the suit did steal. Wednesday then tried.. To lessen the week’s dump… With a cheery message I am over the hump. Thursday then offered…
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I am not crazy – Because I have wondered if I am.
Crazy people do not know they are crazy. Isn’t that what we are lead to believe? The world is crazy to a crazy person. The crazy people never believe they are never crazy. So I guess that means I am sane, because I have asked myself if I am crazy more than once. So far…
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Saved by the shave
Dating has never been a hobby of mine, but finding forever did not come quickly for me. I was 35 when I met him. I never thought when I started dating Derrick that laziness would save our relationship, but two years later I have learned that my shaving habits sealed the deal. No, I am…
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Blonde
I once woke up On the wrong side of the bed- Ran into a wall Obviously hit my head. Ever since that day I have been considered a blonde Ditsy and a little crazy Accused of my brain being gone. So I ask you When you go to bed at night Which side do you…